https://bmichaelkrol.com/2016/01/03/4th-and-krol-week-17-the-final-picks-column-for-the-15-16-season/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fisher.jpgFisher"Why? I'll tell you why! Because of my AWESOME facial hair, ya dweeb!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/m-night-shyamalan.jpgm-night-shyamalan"...and the twist is my career becomes a flaming pile of shit!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wha-happen.jpgWha-Happen"Where's the craps table?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sad_jon_snow.gifsad_jon_snow"Really? Crap, I just bought a house..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/witch.jpgWitch"You know nothing, Bryan Krol."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/snow.jpgsnowhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/george-rr-martin-012.jpgGeorge RR Martin"Every night I sleep in a bed filled with cocaine and Asian hookers, Krol..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ref.jpegRef"That's it DT, you're being ejected for making obvious jokes."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/shame.gifShamehttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/whis.jpgWhis2016-01-03T17:36:35+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2016/01/03/4th-and-krol-podcast-week-17-were-back-baby/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/krolpod.pngKrolPodTalk hard!2016-01-03T05:30:24+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/12/27/4th-and-krol-week-sixteen/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ed5e0302da32664085b6c5ee0cde8c86.jpged5e0302da32664085b6c5ee0cde8c86https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bilde.jpgbildeI'll be honest, I'm putting this in here to troll my friend Dave Bushey.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5589b9c0e9157-image.jpg5589b9c0e9157.imagePictured: The Titans season.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gbc4.jpggbc4Seriously? Look at this garbage. It looks like a bum semen in a dish covered with gonorrhea.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/500x305-20130728-mallett.jpg500x305-20130728-mallett"You tell Krol that I've never heard of him either...AND that I have a date with Kat Dennings."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/barkley.jpgBarkley"Who the fuck is this white guy with the asymmetrical face?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mark-davis.jpgMark-DavisSeriously, who lets this man out of the house looking like that?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/batman.jpgBatman"Don't drag me into your bullshit, Krol...:https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rivers1.jpgRivers"Football games are 'sposta mean somethin'?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/patriots-rb.jpgPatriots RBOkay, fair enough...2015-12-27T17:43:13+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/12/19/4th-krol-week-fifteen-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/kat.jpgKathttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/derrick-rose.jpgDerrick Rose"Krol picked us to win? A football game?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/disaster-being-eaten-bear-eating-viking1.jpgDisaster-Being-eaten-Bear-eating-Viking1I had dreams like this during puberty.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/strip.jpgStripThis came up when I Googled "Home Depot Sucks." I like it. It adds a bit of class.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/bert.jpgBertThis meme makes me laugh.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/brady.jpgBRady"I've killed THIS many Asian hookers today..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/wash.jpgWashAlan Tudyk thinks I made a great point here...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/nick-foles-jeff-fisher-les-snead-nfl-st-louis-rams-press-conference3-850x560.jpgnick-foles-jeff-fisher-les-snead-nfl-st.-louis-rams-press-conference3-850x560Yeah, this trade worked out like gangbusters...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/watt.jpgWatt"Something funny about Santa and sacks, bros!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/synder.jpgSYnder"Our market research actually proves that fans LIKE terrible QB controversies, expired beer and a revolving door for our coaching staff."2015-12-20T02:13:35+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/12/13/4th-and-krol-week-14-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/romo.jpgROmohttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/rivers.jpgRivershttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/peyton.jpgPeytonhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/luck.jpgLuckhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/k-ebn.jpgK Ebnhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jj.jpgJJhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gun.jpgGUnhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/eli-mad.jpgEli madEli aint even buying this pick...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/douches.jpgdouches2015-12-13T16:23:09+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/12/06/4th-and-krol-week-13-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/kat-dennings-02.jpgKat Dennings 02https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cutler.jpgCutlerYeah, this asshole is hard to figure out.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/harvey_dent_billy_dee_williams.jpgHarvey_Dent_(Billy_Dee_Williams)Lando Harvey Dent was the best Harvey Dent.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/referee.jpgReferee"DT's getting a yellow card for a basic, 'Tom Coughlin is old' joke."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/palmer.jpgPalmer"You wouldn't take a guy's knees THREE times, right?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lions.jpgLionsThen this happened.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/kaep.jpgKaep"I feel like maybe I should take offense to D.T.'s comment, but... nah, I can't give a fuck."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jersey.jpgJersey And this jersey cost two months' average salary in Northern Ohio...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/god.jpgGodNope.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/coughlin.jpgCoughlin"Ya hear that boys? J.P. picks us to win the World Series!"2015-12-06T17:24:34+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/28/4th-and-krol-week-12-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kat-2.jpgKat 2One of the best pictures of Kat Dennings ever...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/browns.jpgBrownsYou'd think a team that calls its stadium the dog pound would have lots of dog photos...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/brady1.jpgBradyFinally getting along...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/stewie.jpgstewieI can never hate on a dog, especially a pug. However, Stewie's people need to get with it...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cardinals.jpgCardinalsDraw me like your French girls...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/az.jpgAZRachael from Arizona, I'm VERY thankful for you!https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-york-jets-dog-jersey-5349.jpgnew-york-jets-dog-jersey-5349Double your fun!https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jackson2.jpgJackson2I feel so bad for this dog.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/raiders-pug.jpgRaiders-PugThis guy, however, does NOT care.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/chiefs.jpgChiefsNicole from Kansas City, I am thankful for you!2015-11-29T02:25:07+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/21/4th-and-krol-week-eleven-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2-chainz-kat-dennings.jpg2-chainz-kat-denningsEven she can't save this column from itself.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pete-carroll.pngPete Carroll"I think he's finally gone off the deep end."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ben-affleck-jennifer-lopez-gigli.jpgben-affleck-jennifer-lopez-gigliThis movie is worse than a 1000 Hitlers.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/22322-56781.jpg22322-5678https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/22322-5678.jpg22322-5678Lobot rules.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/espnapi_mag_jjwatt02_streiber_sw_576x324_wmain.jpgespnapi_mag_jjwatt02_streiber_sw_576x324_wmain"What do you mean disappointing morally? This cow was humanely raised...until I ripped its throat out with my teeth. But before I did that, I made it watch me kill its parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne style. Oh...maybe you have a point."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/091415-nfl-raiders-1-pi-mp-vadapt-620-high-68.jpg091415-nfl-Raiders-1-pi-mp.vadapt.620.high.68"Krol said what? Goddamn it, I'm gonna get him! Right after this tasty cocktail..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/winston.jpgWinstonhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/philip-rivers.jpgPhilip Rivershttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/mustard.jpgMustard2015-11-22T02:19:36+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/20/4th-and-krol-podcast-week-11/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jimmy1.gifJImmyNo, not that middle...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jimmy.gifJImmyNo, not that middle...2015-11-21T02:08:17+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/16/a-sure-way-to-an-oscar-nomination/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/liam-neeson-reportedly-earned-20-times-more-for-taken-3-than-the-original-movie.jpgliam-neeson-reportedly-earned-20-times-more-for-taken-3-than-the-original-movie"I only masturbated with a female teddy bear. I mean really -- what am I? A pervert?"2015-11-16T20:46:20+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/14/4th-and-krol-week-10-picks-get-em-while-theyre-hot/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/donald-faison-zach-braff.jpgtrust after party 130810"See? You're a man now, Zach." https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tita.jpgTitaNo, not you a-holes.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/james-hetfield-james-hetfield-30975468-2048-1365.jpgJames-Hetfield-james-hetfield-30975468-2048-1365"Yeah-ah! We made it into 4th and Krol-ah!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tempap459563464568-nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpgtempAP459563464568--nfl_mezz_1280_1024There's more than one player on the Texans...oh wait, no there's not.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2000px-civil_and_naval_ensign_of_france-svg.png2000px-Civil_and_Naval_Ensign_of_France.svghttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/goethe.jpgGoetheYeah, this guy just SCREAMS master race, doesn't he?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/manningh.jpgManningh"Hey, you're alright, D.T. -- I'll buy you a beer and only piss in it a little bit."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cassel.jpgCasselI mean, the dude can't even aim straight when he's kissing his wife.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/billb.jpgBillB"I find it incredibly exhilarating. Can you tell?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bridgewater.jpgBridgewater"Uh...t he severe concussion."2015-11-15T00:19:50+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/14/4th-and-krol-podcast-week-10/2015-11-14T17:44:05+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/07/4th-and-krol-podcast-week-nine/2015-11-08T00:29:40+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/11/06/4th-and-krol-week-nine-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/tumblr_m7qhydhanp1qghf5zo1_250.pngtumblr_m7qhydhAnP1qghf5zo1_250My life is gonna suck when that restraining order kicks in...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/marshawn.jpgmarshawnAin't gonna see any of this shit, Seattle Fans.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eli-manning-funny-face.jpgEli-Manning-funny-faceIsn't he dreamy?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/facts-about_the_sci_fi_queen_sigourney_weaver.jpgfacts-about_the_sci_fi_queen_sigourney_weaver"Take it easy Sigourney. I was making a reference to her famous line in Aliens about the aliens coming out at night."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/good-day1.jpgGood dayhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wr-dude.jpgWR Dude"Oooh, shit. Look at this catch. This one catch just made more money than everyone reading this will make in a month. And it's only practice."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/steelers-guy.jpgSteelers Guy"...yeah, probably."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rivers-and-aaron.jpgRivers and Aaron"Operation Papa John is now in effect. We must kill the Manning... hey, have you been working out?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/rivers.jpgRivers"Well, D.T.'s definitely goin' somewhere. H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pep.jpgPep"Yeah? Least I got a job Krol...wait, hold on, Irsay's on the phone..."2015-11-07T03:26:22+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/31/4th-and-krol-week-eight/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy1.gifgiphy"He has NO chance!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/landry.jpgLandry"Uh, what?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ryan-gosling-oh-no-oh-snap-oh-no-you-didnt-didnt-1.gifryan-gosling-oh-no-oh-snap-oh-no-you-didnt-didnt (1)"I sure did. And you didn't stop me."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/basic.jpgBasicPictured: My soul as a sportswriter.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/peyton1.jpgPeyton"D.T., it's Peyton. Yeah. You know the drill. You. Yourself. Fucking there-in."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tie.jpgTieOh, right.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kaep.jpgKaep"Actually, brah, that sounds pretty good."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lebron.jpgLebron"Oh, really?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jpp17.jpgJpp"I'll have those fingers, if he doesn't want 'em."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gronk.jpgGronk"¡Yo soy orgía!"2015-10-31T21:20:51+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/30/hallelujah-a-new-podcast/2015-10-31T15:03:56+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/24/4th-and-krol-week-7-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy-1.gifgiphy (1)So there!https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy.gifgiphy"Really, Krol?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/uniqueweddingideas.jpguniqueweddingideasThis is what you get when you Google Tube Socks.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tube-socks.jpgTube Sockshttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/whiz.jpgWhizThis man is 4-29 in his last 33 games as a head coach. This isn't meant to be funny.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tomlin1.jpgTomlin"But am I smart? The answer might surprise you!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/vick.jpgVickThat, and ruining a sure thing by taking this guy out of the equation.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sad-brady.jpgSad Brady"..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/suh.jpgSuhOr being paid a comical amount of money to physically be there.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ray-ray.jpgRay Ray"Thank Jesus I'm Retired!"2015-10-24T22:12:52+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/18/4th-and-krol-week-six-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/recap1.jpgrecapYeah, yeah, yeah...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/15a4fd07421a476a706cc6a48de25bf9e9e985cd59084cb7c91374499446aae7.jpg15a4fd07421a476a706cc6a48de25bf9e9e985cd59084cb7c91374499446aae7https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thorkat.jpgThorKat"I told you that once Eli got used to three-step drops that he would excel in Macadoo's system, but you wouldn't stop staring and drooling."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gronk-and-kat.jpgGronk and KatDo I have to explain this one? https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tumblr_m78ylwjhtg1qbc7czo1_500.giftumblr_m78ylwJhTg1qbc7czo1_500"No you're not Kat...Nobody likes Tomsula."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/katdenningscrying.gifKatDenningsCrying"I CARE about Philip Rivers!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kat_dennings_2008_01_12.jpgkat_dennings_2008_01_12"Nanobubbles, you say?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/putin.jpgRUSSIA-POLITICS-PUTIN"This guy...this guy ALWAYS listens to 4th and Krol."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/vladimir-putin_416x416.jpgvladimir-putin_416x416"You expected someone else?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/large.jpglarge"Really? He took the Browns? Over the Broncos?"2015-10-18T05:30:00+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/10/4th-and-krol-nfl-picks-week-five/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/snoop.jpgSnoop"I ain't sayin' the mofucka's dead, but... mofucka's dead."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/russellw.jpgRussellW"It's super sweet, dudes! I lost to the Rams, and the next day I felt fine!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sexyrexy.jpgSexyRexy"Actually D.T., we're running on pure fuck you."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/nickfoles.jpgNickFoles"It was like prom, all over again."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jpp.jpgJPP"..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/irsay.pngIrsayThis hotdog represents the Colts season. And your penis, according to Freud, but who cares what he thinks since he was a cokehead.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jaycutler.jpgJayCutlerSeen here, trying to put his helmet on without using his hands.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/grimes.pngGrimesPictured: The Authorhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ending-kat.gifEnding KatYour weekly dose of Kat Denningshttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/del-rio.jpgDel Rio“Don’t, Krol.”2015-10-10T22:26:07+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/09/inaugural-4th-and-krol-podcast/2015-10-10T03:13:06+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/10/03/4th-and-krol-picks-week-the-4th/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/recap.jpgrecapGuess who's still on top?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tumblr_me7zbztfz41r3tsbzo1_250.giftumblr_me7zbztFZ41r3tsbzo1_250It's so hypnotic...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/victoria-beckham-angry-face.jpgvictoria-beckham-angry-face"I’m going to ring the authorities and have them deal with this cheeky arsehole Krol. Right after I scoff an apple."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tumblr_lamkw1mmcn1qb9tnr.giftumblr_lamkw1MMcN1qb9tnr"Really?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/superego-juiz.jpg5.0.2Here's a glimpse into my inner life.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rams-fire.jpgrams fireEveryone knows you're supposed to start the fire in the opposing team's locker room. Come on!https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/roger-goodell_304xx4000-2667-0-0.jpgroger-goodell_304xx4000-2667-0-0"Don't blame me for the Colts, Krol."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kat-bike.jpgKat Bikehttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jpp16.jpgjpp16"Popping. Yeah, great. I'm just gonna -- who the FUCK replaced by music with 'Firework' by Katy Perry?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jpp15.jpgjpp15"Are we almost done with this shit?"2015-10-03T18:57:25+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/09/26/4th-and-krol-picks-week-3/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nfl_a_stafford_b22_576.jpgnfl_a_stafford_b22_576"It's okay bro, China is adopting cap and trade. That polar bear will be okay."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/katfr-e1305490972641.pngkatfr-e1305490972641Kat's mad about that evolution joke.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/xeres.jpgXeresYeah, I said "less masculine". I stand by it.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/waryhappygoluckyewe.gifWaryHappygoluckyEweCall me crazy, but this is sorta hot...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/20150129134531-genericbanner_300x250.png20150129134531-GenericBanner_300x250Crap...Spoke too soon.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/x9hmo.pngx9HmODid some one say creepy?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sad-polar-bear.jpgsad-polar-bear"My kind might be going extinct and my habitat is being destroyed because humans lack the political willpower to end Climate Change, but at least I'm not Jimmy Clausen facing the Seattle defense!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/synder.jpgSynder"Yeah, bitches!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rodgers.jpgRodgers"No one throws to Sherman's side? Heh... watch this."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/philip-rivers.jpgPhilip Rivers"I thought everyone knew that."2015-09-26T22:24:13+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/09/18/the-debut-of-4th-and-krol-week-two-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kat-dennings-shopping-at-whole-foods-in-studio-city_3.jpgkat-dennings-shopping-at-whole-foods-in-studio-city_3No, this isn't a candid shot. I keep those on my special hard drive.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rexflanders.jpgrexflandersYou're Gonna Get Diddly Yours Krol...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rexryan7.jpgRexRyan7You bastard...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/stats.jpgStatsThat's a pretty commanding lead, aint it?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/saints.jpgSaintsWinston is going to need night vision goggles just to overthrow his receivers.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/romo.jpgRomo"And then I was like, WAIT A SECOND! I KNOW HOW TO FOOTBALL!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rextalks.jpgRex RyanHey...My Man Krol's gonna pick us, right?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/peyton.gifPeytonI did a Google search image for Sad Peyton and this came up...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/new-logo.jpgLogoWeek 17: Would this be better if I were Ben Vereen?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/katy-perry.jpgKAty PerryI mean seriously: he's still trying to maintain eye contact. Talk about focus.2015-09-19T01:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/09/11/nfl-tackle-2015-week-one-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/new-and-improved-logo1.jpgNew and Improved Logohttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/deseanstraits.jpgDeseanStraitsNo, not those Dire Straitshttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/new-and-improved-logo.jpgNew and Improved LogoWeek One, let's have some...fun?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kat-thumbs-down.jpgKat Thumbs DownApparently, Kat doesn't like me goofing on Sam Bradford.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kat-walking-away.jpgKat Walking AwayLater Krol...even I can't help erase shirtless Rex Ryan.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wilfork-steelers.jpgWilfork SteelersAnd he's left, er, made no bones about it.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tebow.jpgTebowBecause not fucking has definitely helped this guy's playing.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/rex-ryan.jpgRex RyanBetter off just getting that tat removed, rather than changing it each time you get fired.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/peyton.jpgPeyton"I can still feel my foot in your ass, D.T."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kaep.jpgKaepThat sure fucking worked out for all parties, didn't it?2015-09-11T23:10:31+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/06/17/nyc-midnight-screenwriting-contest-results/2015-06-17T18:18:24+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2015/01/28/nyc-midnight-short-story-challenge/2015-02-08T21:54:33+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/12/27/nfl-picks-the-final-week/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/that__s_all_folks_by_j_estacado.jpgThat__s_all_folks_by_J_EstacadoThanks again...it's been a blast.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/vernon-davis.jpgVernon Davis"Yamps! Sweet po-tay-to yamps...!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/synder.jpgSynder"What about Hanukkah? Do we still have a chance there?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/suggs.jpgSuggsSuggs scares the stuffing out of me.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/siegfield.jpgSiegfield"Cooper is and always will be my favorite son."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rgiii.jpgRGIIIhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/raiders.jpgRaidersCheer up, dude. There's always nex--well, maybe not. You're pretty well fucked.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/picks-recap.jpgPicks RecapDTs victory should come with an asterisk.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lovie.jpgLovie"Fuck that. I'm finally going to get caught up on Breaking Bad!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lindley.jpgLindleyOr in Ryan Lindley's case, as soon as the alarm goes off.2014-12-28T00:35:58+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/12/21/thud-week-sixteen-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/vick.jpgVick"Retarded blind dogs with no legs? Hmm... pass."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/skelton.jpgSkeltonPictured: Ryan Lindl--wait. Fuck, that's John Skelton, isn't it?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/seriously-drunk-people6.jpgSeriously-drunk-people6Pictured: Krol at the office Christmas party.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rex1.jpgRexhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/recap1.jpgREcapWe're still tied...for last.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/manziel.jpgManziel"Yeah, it was a great time."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cutler.jpgCutler"Does he play on defense, or something?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kaep.jpgKaep"Sorry, bro."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/browns-dude.jpgBrowns DudeAgain, I... probably wouldn't say this to his face.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/case.jpgCase"Everyone keeps calling me Ryan, and asking how my leg is and why I shaved my beard."2014-12-21T17:53:27+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/12/11/thud-week-fifteen/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tom.jpgTomAnd, sadly, we'll probably see less of this.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/romo.jpgRomo"Hey, you guys see them pink elephants? What are those pink elephants doin' at football?"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rex.jpgRex"Yes."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rivers.jpgRivers"I keep them all in the same closet!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/recap.jpgRecaphttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mariota.jpgMariota"Heh. No shit."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/clowney.jpgClowneyI spend $40 a month for RedZone. He gets $22 million to watch from the sideline. Fuck this guy.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/browns.jpgBrownsThough, I probably wouldn't say it to his face.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alex.jpgAlex"Colin-what? Kaeper-who?" 2014-12-12T00:33:24+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/12/06/thud-picks-week-14/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sam-wise-doakes.jpgSam-Wise-DoakesSo I was going for the obvious Dexter Doakes reference, but I found this instead, which is way funnier.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wr.jpgWR"Y'know what, guys? This has been fun, but I think I'll go back to U of A."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/thud-gotw.jpgTHUD GOTWhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sanchise.jpgSanchise"If he screws up again, I'll shove the ball up his ass. Wait, hold on..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nelson.jpgNelson"No, no, keep going. I especially like the part about sex."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/luck.jpgLuck...or Hanukkah? The beard throws things off a bit.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/feats.jpgFeats"Mmm, roasted Kaepernick. Just like mom used to make."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dt.jpgDTActually... shit. Why don't I have any endorsements?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/current-recap.jpgCurrent Recaphttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cheerleader-3.jpgCheerleader 32014-12-06T22:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/11/29/thud-picks-week-13/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shudder.jpgShudderhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rivers1.jpgRiversPhilip Rivers trying to kill me with his mind. Hasn't worked before; won't work this time.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/recap1.jpgRecaphttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/php4ca0ddca21f4c.jpgPHP4CA0DDCA21F4CHis name is Perceval.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/odell.jpgOdellStuff like this isn't supposed to happen outside of Disney movies starting Joseph Gordon-Levitt.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gronk.jpgGronkWhich, let's be honest, is a pretty typical weekend for this guy.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gronk.gifGronk"Hey-bro-come-take-a-look-at-this-it'll-be-awesome-I-promise!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gotw2.jpgGOTWhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/foles.jpgFolesBy calling this guy every five minutes to see if his collarbone is still broken.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fitzpatrick.jpgFitzpatrickSeen here demonstrating proper chin strap protocol.2014-11-30T00:00:22+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/11/20/thud-nfl-picks-week-12/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kat.jpgKATEven she gets distracted by how heavenly she is...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/teddy.jpgTeddyMaybe more than piss.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/theif.jpgTheifBut it's cool. This guy totally got back at them by stealing from a girl.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nosferatur.jpgNosferatur"Must have lobster!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stafford.jpgStaffordLet this guy get balls deep, Lombardi.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mark-davis.jpgMark DavisNo witty joke here. I just find Raiders owner Mark Davis fucking hilarious.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/morris-boy.jpgMorris BoyWhat can I say...it paid well.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lovie1.jpgLovieAvoiding eye contact from across the field will be key.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jaguards.jpgJaguardsThe other is this guy's denim jacket.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/josh-gordon.jpgJosh Gordon"Damn, D.T., you even higher than me."2014-11-20T21:47:03+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/11/13/thud-week-11-picks/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/whisenhunts-nightmare.jpgWhisenhunts NightmareThis is what Whisenhunt sees when he goes to sleep...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/toilet.giftoilethttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/thud-week-11.jpgThud week 11https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sphere.jpgSphereThis guy doesn't care if your jokes fall flat...and yeah, I just made a joke that references a 19th Century geometry book.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/seahawks-sexy-cheerleader.jpgGreen Bay Packers v Seattle SeahawksI prefer brunettes.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rivers.jpgRivers"Thanks, I guess!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rambros.jpgRambrosMaybe next year, Rambros.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lovie.jpgLovieSmith shows us just how deep in the shit he is.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jets-dude.jpgJets dudeWell, this guy, allegedly. But I don't put much stock in his foresight.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cheerleader.jpgCheerleaderHere's a stupidly-hot member of the Sea Gals squad. Just because.2014-11-14T00:02:18+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/11/08/thud-picks-week-10/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tim-bears.jpgTim BearsThese guys would like to talk to you about your virginity, Tim...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/timmy.jpgTimmyIt's okay, Tim, you won't be a virgin forever. Jesus will find you a wife, someday.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/seahawks.jpgSeahawksPete Carroll informs the team that D.T. is not only going to be at the game, but has picked them to win.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sammy.jpgSammyDon't cry, Fred. At least the Bills have Sammy Watkins.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/recap.jpgRecapYeah yeah yeah...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucy_charlie_brown1.jpglucy_charlie_brown1https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/krol-at-20.jpgKrol at 20Seriously, who could've resisted me...besides everyone.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/i-thought-this-was-an-ad.jpgI thought this was an adhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dalton.jpgDaltonIf we're counting gingers as men, mind you.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crapernick.jpgCrapernick2014-11-08T21:05:27+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/11/01/thud-picks-week-9/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gotw.jpgGotWhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/recap-1.jpgrecap (1)Imagine how this would be turning out if I wasn't superstitious about picking the Cardinals.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/12.jpg12Don't you give me that look, Eli. I will take off my belt.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/11.jpg11This man. Howard Katz. Literally worse than Satan.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10.jpg10"Is this your first sporting event, people?! You're supposed to be fucking quiet!"https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/9.jpg9He really should just save himself the trouble and take snaps from here.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8.jpg8...on second thought...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/7.jpg7Rivers demonstrates how close they were to beating Denver.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6.jpg6And dramatics.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/5.jpg5There would have been less mess if they'd made it Penalty Flag Day for the fans.2014-11-02T03:23:04+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/10/23/thud-week-8/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sucktown.jpgSucktownThis was the more appetizing images Google returned when I searched for sucktown...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/week-1.jpgweek 1The Black Hole of Despairhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vike-cheer.jpgVike Cheerhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tex-cheer.jpgtex cheerhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/steelers-plate.jpgSteelers plateSouvenirs like this, I guess? Whatever the fuck this is.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shitsand.jpgShitSandSpeaking of shit sandwiches...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sherman.jpgSHermanYou just stay over there, and watch us score touchdowns, kay?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/romo.jpgRomoThis game also gives me an opportunity to use one of my favorite graphics from DT...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rex.jpgrexAn unemployment check.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/red.jpgRed2014-10-24T20:25:27+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/10/18/thud-picks-week-seven/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/recap.jpgrecaphttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wash.jpgWash"If we lose to the Titans, you're both watching Week 8 from Rob's rehab clinic."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/thud.jpgThudGAME OF THE WEEKhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/steelers.jpgSteelershttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/panters.jpgPantersSigh.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/palmer.jpgPalmerProof that no matter how bad things are in life, you can always improve.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/monte.jpgMOnteThankfully, it wasn't his Montee Balls.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/megatron.jpgMegatronPictured: Johnson's reaction when asked if he knows what he's doing to my fantasy team.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/manziel.jpgManzielBut if he does this stupid shit again, turn Vontaze Burfict loose on him.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/joe.jpgJoeYeah Joe, we can read.2014-10-19T03:21:11+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/10/10/thud-football-picks-week-6/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tony-romas.jpgtony-romasOh...Tony ROMA's...oops.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/house-prime-rib-yorkshire.jpghouse-prime-rib-yorkshireHow can you resist this?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/torrey.jpgTorreyNot to be confused with Wayne Brady or the Black Power Ranger.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tommy.jpgTommyOne might even say Tom Brady will get a high five two weeks in a row. But one might be getting ahead of himself.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/thud-game-of-the-week.jpgThud Game of the WeekGame of the week...I guess...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/richard.jpgRichardI spent way too long making this.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/nfc-north.jpgNFC Northhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jj.jpgJJDon't get all defensive, J.J. Heh - defensive. Get it?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jagslondon.jpgJagsLondonStop me if these jokes get old. Which will be never.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/i-care.jpgI CareHe cares.2014-10-10T20:59:52+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/10/03/thud-nfl-picks-week-5/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/whis-1.jpgwhis (1)https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the2bears.jpgthe2bearsThese bears do well away from home too...https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/my-id.jpgMy Idhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/space-jam.jpgSpace Jamhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/receiver.jpgReceiverhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jj-watt.jpgJJ Watthttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jax-in-london.jpgJax in Londonhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jax-bear.jpgJax Bearhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hulk-vs-thor-2.jpgHulk vs thor 2https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hulk-vs-thor-1.jpgHulk vs thor 12014-10-03T20:06:20+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/09/26/thud-nfl-picks-week-4/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/twin-peaks-giant.gifTwin Peaks GiantThe Giant from Twin Peaks has some advice for anyone thinking about watching this dreck.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/5bc0d9b5_recap.jpeg5bc0d9b5_recapRecord through week 3.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rg3.jpgRG3Off-camera: Dreams of ever starting in the NFL again, waving from afar.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cheerleaders.jpgCheerleadersAnd here they are again, to demonstrate the Oakland Raiders' strategy. Thanks, ladies!https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lions.jpgLionsWas this a freak accident, or is Aaron Rodgers a vindictive telekinetic?https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bridgewater.jpgBridgewaterLooking back, it would have been kinder to give him a youth-sized jersey.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/brady.jpgBrady"Don't look at his butt, don't look at his butt, don't look at his butt..."https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/berenstein.jpgBerenstein2014-09-26T21:45:32+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/09/18/thud-nfl-picks-week-3/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sam1.jpgSamThis guy sucks at making football picks almost as much as I do.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kat1.jpgKathttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/two-vultures1.jpgtwo-vulturesPictured: 2014 Cowboyshttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/trent.jpgtrenthttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/steelersrbs.jpgsteelersRBsSeen here, demonstrating the proper way to line up for a running play.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peyton.jpgpeytonhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/luck.jpgLuckhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/goodell.jpggoodellhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cruz.jpgcruzYeah, not so much, Victor.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/browns.jpgbrowns2014-09-18T18:01:01+00:00monthlyhttps://bmichaelkrol.com/2014/09/11/week-2-football-picks-for-chud-sort-of/https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/poe.jpgpoeReferring, of course, to Poe's racy leaked selfies.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rams.jpgramsShe only looks happy because she's paid very little to do so.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jff.jpgjffThey probably keep him benched for fear of any other obscene gestures.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dez.jpgdez...and then you kinda stop feeling sorry for them.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cube.jpgcubeGet it? Because I said "ice cube" in reference to the Raiders. Damn, that's comedy.https://bmichaelkrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/romo.jpgromoYou kinda feel sorry for 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